Wednesday, October 28, 2009
H1N1 thoughts
So everyone is talking about the flu shot. Think of the millions of dollars spent on a vaccination.
I find it strange that Baxter pharmaceutical Inc. filed a patent for the H1N1 virus and its strains 2 years before the pandemic, also the company has a factory in Mexico 50 miles from the virus outbreak location. Now the company have stopped taking orders for the vaccine as they will not be able to fulfill them all.
Have you heard all the conspiracy theories out thee that this is designed to kill off young people of military age.... Well I don't really know what to say except for save the flu shot for some one else and stick to the basics which are:
1 Only make out / kiss / fondle musicians. This cuts down your chances of infection from avoiding the masses. Plus the high base line of blood level alcohol makes it hard for any germs to live in them.
2 Drink lots of alcohol based products. We recommend Jagger mister, and if need be seek the professional help of your closest musician friend / bar.
3 Wear serial killer nit rile gloves EVERY WHERE. Especially on those dirty ATM pin pads, just remember to remove the gloves prior to make out / kiss / fondle your local musician.
4 Early detection is possible by third party inspection of overall change in physical stature. We can help here too by having you send us a few nude photos of you once a week for the balance of the season. Our trained girl watching eyes will notice the slightest increase / decrease in physical dimensions thus allowing us at once to intervene. As you can still avoid the flu by tips 1 & 2 this will offer you just enough time to fend off the scary H1N1
Consider this a public safety bulletin from your good friends in Hot Rod Hullabaloo
I find it strange that Baxter pharmaceutical Inc. filed a patent for the H1N1 virus and its strains 2 years before the pandemic, also the company has a factory in Mexico 50 miles from the virus outbreak location. Now the company have stopped taking orders for the vaccine as they will not be able to fulfill them all.
Have you heard all the conspiracy theories out thee that this is designed to kill off young people of military age.... Well I don't really know what to say except for save the flu shot for some one else and stick to the basics which are:
1 Only make out / kiss / fondle musicians. This cuts down your chances of infection from avoiding the masses. Plus the high base line of blood level alcohol makes it hard for any germs to live in them.
2 Drink lots of alcohol based products. We recommend Jagger mister, and if need be seek the professional help of your closest musician friend / bar.
3 Wear serial killer nit rile gloves EVERY WHERE. Especially on those dirty ATM pin pads, just remember to remove the gloves prior to make out / kiss / fondle your local musician.
4 Early detection is possible by third party inspection of overall change in physical stature. We can help here too by having you send us a few nude photos of you once a week for the balance of the season. Our trained girl watching eyes will notice the slightest increase / decrease in physical dimensions thus allowing us at once to intervene. As you can still avoid the flu by tips 1 & 2 this will offer you just enough time to fend off the scary H1N1
Consider this a public safety bulletin from your good friends in Hot Rod Hullabaloo
