Monday, October 30, 2006

 

Clem gets a date

Well again with the time off, Clem decides it's time to phone this girl up he kind of likes (Nancy) and ask her out on a date. She actually said "yes" so he puts on his best shirt and tie and is all ready to pick up Nancy for their big date, except he starts hearing them voices again. Here is a pic of Clem trying to dig the voices out with the business end of his electric toothbrush. After a job well done and a couple of drinks later he fires up the Rambler for the big night out at the bowling alley.



I guess things went pretty good, in fact Nancy is so popular that they couldn't help running into a bunch of her friends. Clem being the gracious host he is invited them all over to his trailer for a night cap. Good thing Clem lives in a double wide, you know the kind with the indoor plumbing cause next thing you know the place is packed. Turns out that crazy Scottish guy who got a job at the Fast Gas was telling everybody in town that Clem was having a party.

Clem: "While I guess you can come in....... you brought beer with that pizza right?"


Well a good time was had by all, and Nancy even said she would think about going out with Clem again. She especially like the fact that she can kick his ass at bowling. Clem says he is going to start sleeping with his tin foil covered John Deer hat on to stop those voices........ We didn't have the heart to tell him that he forgot to take off the hands free head set from his cell phone.....must have been those pre-date jitters cause he just wasn't thinking straight. He even forgot the cucumber in the gin & tonics.

P.S. we had just enought empties to pay for the cab ride home, except for Lou. He had to walk a bit until Jeff from "Vamps late night pizza" seen him while making a delivery and picked him up.

Lou says "thanks Jeff" and sorry he didn't tip you better when you were at the trailer. He thought that guy who looked like Joey Rammone had it covered.


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