Hot rod hullabaloo

Well we are looking into the possibility of a low budget video of Chicks With Sticks. First issue is my computer skills are lacking. I do not know how to compress and send a video from a CD.
Once I get past this hurtle then a old buddy of mine in Toronto offered to help put some stuff together.
Another thing I noticed is that I shouldn't have shaved......really, can my head look any bigger???