Hot rod hullabaloo

We always welcome comments or submitions for blog material so I want to thank our good friends Crystal & Nancy who forwarded a couple of jokes to post.



A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled.
"We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blond, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled,
"we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blond, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled,
"we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."


Who doesn't like blonde jokes?!?


A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big boobs."


....I didn't know our friend Rob was a grandfather....


Thanks Girls!

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