Monday, July 23, 2007

 

Hot Weather rants From Monty




That's right, it's my blog and I can write what ever I want....


I think this is me suffering from an Ice Gin Head Ache, sort of like the kind you get when you pound down a Slurpee way too fast.


My carb on my bike still runs like shit, but I blew my cash on a couple of new guitars.


I don't have A/C in my house so I wonder about sleeping in the back of my SUV. I got one of those portable DVD players so I could keep myself entertained until I fall asleep, or run out of gas. Then at $1.20/litre it might be cheaper to just buy the house A/C, but I keep thinking I am going to sell this place and move down the road from Clem. I could get me a double wide and anytime I got the urge to move, just tow it to the other side of the lot.




Did you know you can still buy a vacant lot in the town of Donavon Saskatchewan for $250?


I thought about this, but it would be too far to cab it home after a "fun" gig....




My friend Mike Hughes is a good guy, but he pisses me off because he is quiting his job in 71 more days. (12 more Mondays) I am jealous, plain and simple. He must be rich because he is way too young to retire. I think he is planning to go on the road strumming his guitar singing songs about the South Land....and cooking Johnny Cakes on a Hibachi.


Mike sent me a funny You Tube clip of a guy named John Smeaton, a Glasgow airport worker who kicked the shit out of the two crazy terrorists who tried to drive a Jeep loaded with gas into the terminal building to kill people. You can check out the link here


http://www.johnsmeaton.com/


His famous line is ....”Come to Glasgow and we’ll set about ye” I think if I went out on a limb it would translate into "well Straighten you out"




So I bought this car thinking that it would make a good restore project. I think it will but who has the time....plus it looks like shit in my driveway.... (sorry Lou)


So I have decided I am going to sell it. Holly Hell, the bizerkers who phone and say "what you mean it runs and drives and dosn't need to be safety checked? humm I'll give you $200"


Thank God for email, that way half the half baked morons who just want a friend to talk to simply entertain themselves with "hey man cool car, can you send me three hundered more photo's?" It helps avoid the phone calls when I am hung over. I mean, I am selling it cheap, but not that cheap, plus it's in the driveway and my address is in the ad. If you really want to see it drive by.....


Actually I am thinking of selling the trim on Ebay, as if I parted it out I would make a whole bunch more...

For about $4500 total you could have this, done with new interior as well.



That includes the $500 I want you cheap bastards


Comments:
The first car looks like how I feel.
The second car is how I feel on Pilsner. Just a little more Jacked up.
pete
 
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